HERE LIES JUNIPERPissing so hard i fly up and hit my head on the ceiling
warez-wolfie 
@SuperGideon every force is met with an equal and opposite force
My piss opposes me.
@SuperGideon imagine peeing in zero gravity, and being propelled by it.
Frost [moved]@doubleDensity @SuperGideon "Why are you tumbling end-over-end?" "uhhh..."
@IceWolf @doubleDensity "Houston, I am uh, pissing and shitting."
Farting on the Moon - Apollo 16
@doubleDensity @IceWolf i wonder how hot mike is doing
Fun story. The astronauts were given a large stock of citrus foods because the Apollo 15 crew ended up with space scurvy.
@doubleDensity @IceWolf how long are these missions to the moon anyway? How you gonna get space scurvy in that time
@SuperGideon @IceWolf One time I returned home from a week-long road trip and ended up eating a whole lemon upon returning home.
It was a strange craving.
@doubleDensity @IceWolf the body naturally wants to avoid scurvy