there's a restaurant near me that has Russian food, Chinese food, Indian food, escargot, Japanese food, borscht mac and cheese, Italian, Portuguese, Cambodian, Japanese, Indonesian, Korean, Hawaiian, pancakes, chowder, omelettes, hot wings, Mexican, and Boston-style clam chowder

their menu says:

> We can accommodate almost any dietary needs. please contact us for more information.

and they mean it literally, I think