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"Here you go it is 20 Eurodollars for this"

*It is literally a thimble with a twisted paperclip for a handle that has been filled halfway with coffee*

"I left space for milk"

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"Every meal comes with free coffee and even sometimes when there is no meal don't ask me how the economy works"

*The waiter pours and pours; you don't think that your coffee cup can possibly be so deep; the waiter laughs and laughs as you look into the bottom of the cup and see infinity*

@bgcarlisle maybe you ordered an espresso or an expresso, instead of "ein Kaffee, bitte"

or maybe, this is a joke, and i should stop trying to understand what's wrong with Berlin

@meena It's a joke

But wow do they like tiny expensive coffees

I ask for "filter coffee"

It is tiny and it costs every Euro

@bgcarlisle you could ask for a "großen filter Kaffee"

it'll be at least double in size, and less than double every euro.

you could also try to get your coffee from a non hipster coffee shop (if such a thing exists in Berlin)

there's just two problems:

it won't taste as good, aaaaand the beans won't be quite as ethically sourced…

@meena @bgcarlisle I don't know about Germany, but in Denmark 7eleven has Fairtrade certified filter coffee for way cheaper than the fancy coffee machines - at least in the 7eleven shop on train stations.

I can't speak to the quality though, I drink coffee despite the taste, not because of it.

@zatnosk It seems like canadians have the same preference for coffee as the average scandi: filter coffee in buckets. @meena @bgcarlisle

@lilletale Since my last toot in this thread I turned 30 and got a coffee machine at home as a present.

And let me tell you, I love my big buckets of filter coffee now! (Way better than anything 7eleven serves - even the expensive fancy coffees)

@zatnosk If you have a kaffetrakter at home you’re basically a barista.
@lilletale I even mill the beans myself! Fancy fancy barista me.

@zatnosk @lilletale we now have our second filter coffee machine.

on this one, the can is made of metal.