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"Here you go it is 20 Eurodollars for this"

*It is literally a thimble with a twisted paperclip for a handle that has been filled halfway with coffee*

"I left space for milk"

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"Every meal comes with free coffee and even sometimes when there is no meal don't ask me how the economy works"

*The waiter pours and pours; you don't think that your coffee cup can possibly be so deep; the waiter laughs and laughs as you look into the bottom of the cup and see infinity*