fucked up how Alan Turing, Computer Daddy, would've fit in around here
apparently he wouldn't shut up about how gay he was, and mentioned it in casual conversation
in 1936 he invented a computer that, get this, can do everything any computer built since then could do. everything. yes, it can mine bitcoin. yes, it can run Doom. it could run all of Amazon's backend. just very slowly, of course.
Computer Daddy was hella gay