Nidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020

new meme: the tall tales of yumyun hammerpaw

it's like chuck noriss jokes, but about a handsome fluffy cat man instead of a mediocre racist actor.

i'll start with an example—

yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get wet when it rains; the rain gets yumyun hammerpaw

Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影
i have to make sure @fluxom_alt sees this thread
Jun 26, 2020 at 2:04amWeb
Show threadCybertruck IsekaiJun 26, 2020
@Sapphicgiraffic I hear Yumyun once baked more flapjacks than any cat could ever eat. Then ate them anyway.
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 26, 2020
@fluxom_alt my cousin told me that one time a tornado come through and knocked down a bunch of trees but yumyan hammerpaw gave it the stink eye and it picked the trees up, put em all back, and turned around and left