Nidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020

new meme: the tall tales of yumyun hammerpaw

it's like chuck noriss jokes, but about a handsome fluffy cat man instead of a mediocre racist actor.

i'll start with an example—

yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get wet when it rains; the rain gets yumyun hammerpaw

Show threadGiovanna D. MattucciJun 25, 2020
@Sapphicgiraffic Yumyum Hammerpaw only makes new axes using his older axes. It is prophesied he will one day travel back in time and gift Himself his first ax...which will be immediately used to make a new one. YUMYUM TAKES NO HAND-OUTS EVEN FROM YUMYUM
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
@Tooch *yumyun
Show threadGiovanna D. MattucciJun 25, 2020

@Sapphicgiraffic two whole seasons and im today years old when I learned this.

I must have Really wanted to hear Yumyum lol

Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
@Tooch i may not have noticed if not for subtitles
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
@Sapphicgiraffic @Tooch okay apparently i'm a dumbass and it's actually yumyan hammerpaw so we were both wrong lol
Show threadGiovanna D. MattucciJun 25, 2020
@Sapphicgiraffic No SINGLE NAME can contain the full breath of the Hammerpaw majesty...
Show threadGiovanna D. Mattucci

@Sapphicgiraffic Yumyan Hammerpaw is a plural system made up of various misspellings of Yumyan and they all have the same exact personality.

That personality being Strong and Talented

Jun 25, 2020 at 10:08pmWeb