Nidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020

new meme: the tall tales of yumyun hammerpaw

it's like chuck noriss jokes, but about a handsome fluffy cat man instead of a mediocre racist actor.

i'll start with an example—

yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get wet when it rains; the rain gets yumyun hammerpaw

Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
the only thing sharper than yumyun hammerpaw's mighty axe are his fearsome claws, and the only thing sharper than yumyun hammerpaw's fearsome claws are his rugged good looks
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
i heard yumyun hammerpaw has a third axe hidden in his beard
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
everyday yumyun hammerpaw eats his weight in flapjacks, and that's just for breakfast!
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020

i heard that yumyun hammerpaw doesn't get hairballs because his stomach is just too powerful!

yeah? well I heard that yumyun hammerpaw can't get fleas because his luscious coat is simply too fluffy!!

Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
when yumyun hammerpaw sharpens his claws on the scratching tree, the scratching tree says "thank you"
Show threadSori
@Sapphicgiraffic I'm still reading these and loving them but I'm still just smiling at the name "Yumyun Hammerpaw"
Jun 25, 2020 at 8:16pmWeb
Show threadNidaime Hanakage 二代目鼻影Jun 25, 2020
@sori he is a delightful feline