After a lot of searching and evaluation I have come to the conclusion that the perfect table I need for the room I'm doing over does exist and is reasonably priced, but is only available in one place on this planet.

I'm going to Ikea. Pray for me.

Thank you all for your support at this difficult time. I am now a table owner. I wish I could have done this all online but I really needed to see the colour of it in person before making a decision.

I also purchased a small rug so gg IKEA you fucking got me.

@mike #Valhalleluja, praise Odin, god of furniture!