"You can't be bi, that only applies to guys."

Me:. What the actual fuck?

@Garrison idiots on FB confuse me

@valeriabliss @Garrison I've given up completely on labels, explanations, and understanding.

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@valeriabliss @Garrison I've given up completely on labels, explanations, and understanding.
@ZenCoder @Garrison Honestly, I *think* he was trying to flirt. But .. im just guessing.

@Garrison to be fair it's not the dumbest thing I've been told today.

So can we go out?
No I have a girlfriend..
That's not a problem..
....and a husband.

So you are easy then.
No,I am not available.
So about your girlfriend is she free?

No but I can check with my husband if you like.

@Garrison @valeriabliss I can't even wrap my head around that
and I understood the timecube at one point
@cantinto @Garrison 2 heads 1 blood supply is my best guess