Two events;

follow two cop cars up the road home who pull into the dodgy neighbours property (they’re fine, but clearly have a “diverse income stream”)

Half an hour later; bump into one of the neighbours boys walking home across our property through the bush. “Don’t mind me mate, just taking the faster way home y’know?”

I would tell stories about the heists of our locally infamous neighbour but it’s all a bit too easily googleable.