If a celebrity ever did join Mastodon they'd either be 1) assumed to be a parody/shitpost account, or 2) utterly mobbed because they're a celebrity and celebrities are lame.

@johnpierremaeli

There are still soc. media celeb wannabees if you count the people from The Other Space Where I Guess They're Important who insist on having mirror accounts here , but they never bother actually interacting with us.

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@xenophora clout chasers? 😜

@johnpierremaeli

I guess...? Except that would imply putting in some work here, which I rarely see them do. I think they kind of pin Fedi on like a tiny but diverting lapel ornament. It doesn't denote any true rank in Clout Land but at least they can say they got one. :P