Welcome to the family! :)

A Fujitsu LIFEBOOK E734 laptop with a Haswell CPU and Phoenix SecureCore Technology #UEFI #firmware on it. Wouldn't #coreboot be way more appropriate?

Removing The Upper Assy - Fujitsu LIFEBOOK E733 Disassembly Instruction [Page 10]

Keyboards and storage media are traces of severe overengineering and thus highly overrated. What do they think USB was invented for? :D
On my machine, the firmware version is 1.14 (01/13/2015), so this vulnerability should exist, right? I'll have a look. :)
What are power buttons for?
The TPM says SLB9655TT12. I only find official references to SLB9665TT1.2 from Infineon, weird. Well, variants I suppose...
It says it wants #coreboot #firmware, doesn't have #BootGuard enabled. :)

*ALWAYS* create a #backup first! ☝🏻

Then you can safely put it aside with all the other laptops.

The second one is a GIGABYTE P34G v2 (sold as XMG C404 here), a gaming laptop, running #coreboot, special CyReVolt edition.

@CyReVolt what type of dongle is that you're using?
@rtn Good old CH431A, never failed me. :)

@rtn sorry, typo, it's CH341A of course.

Here's how to use it: https://youtu.be/g_PXLxxWh7w

XMG C404 aka Gigabyte P34v2 Firmware Investigation

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@CyReVolt Hardcore shit. Nice!