Everyone going to the shops to complain about people going to shops.

And of course the last one I saw was from Sydney’s eastern suburbs. A place which I think we can all agree should be napalmed into oblivion to save the rest of us.

@MattHatton Actually struck that the other day, waiting in the queue and some lumpy great dork started wailing something along those lines while holding up a phone to record the scene.

I attracted his attention by loudly declaring I hadn’t consented to being filmed or photographed.