Crippling flaws with the laptops people pretend to like:
Old thinkpads: shit battery life
New thinkpads: shit keyboards, shit upstream driver support
Pine64: flimsy case, bad performance, questionable freedom
System32: giant bulky things charged at twice the price of anything else
Librem: giant bulky things charged at three times the price of anything else
Dell XPS: absolutely godawful firmware, they should be strung up in the town square for it, crippling bugs in every inch of the machine