a tinder message back and forth
"i have train facts"
"tell me your dirtiest train facts"
"in 1825, there was a guy so thicc, he literally caused a steam locomotive to explode using only his ass"
"im impressed"
"the locomotives name was the Best Friend of Charleston, and the thicc man was the fireman, the man in charge of keeping the fire burning. he got annoyed by the sound of the safety valve so.. he sat on it. and then the train exploded."
"wait i just fact checked it and youre right wow i thought you made that up to be honest"
"i never make up train facts"

@pie @tarzanboy train facts man fucks