for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:
- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats
good luck! 🐦
(wow that's so cool 8> )
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wired: establish trade relations with crows
inspired: translate The Conquest of Bread into Crowlish
broke: get passenger pigeons to send microsd cards between operatives in the revolution
invoke: explain the situation to crows and watch as the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock descends upon the global police state