I strongly suspect the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is some kind of cult. https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1216355600214429698
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“In the Tiger Mirror we are our true selves #SundayMorning”

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US Consumer Product Safety Commission on Twitter

“For Your Consideration - #BestOfTheDecade - Great Baby: The Saga”

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