EllieJan 10, 2020

TIL that in the US, you can get advertisers to stop sending you physical mail by telling the post office "that you, *in your own discretion*, believe [the advertisements] to be 'erotically arousing or sexually provocative.'" (Emphasis mine.)

USPS and the advertiser are not legally allowed to contest this.

So if you tell them that CreditOne mailings just make you *too horny*...

https://about.usps.com/publications/pub307/welcome.htm

Publication 307 - Stop Unsolicited Sexually Oriented Advertisements in Your Mail

Show threadvx. redgrave, maid of mindJan 10, 2020
@noelle i'm sorry but coupons and savings are just too hot. please never tempt me with redplum again
Show threadEllie
@KitRedgrave they don't call it *junk* mail for nothin'
Jan 10, 2020 at 10:25pmWeb
Show threadRen - Moved to chitter.xyzJan 10, 2020
@noelle @KitRedgrave shuffling up in an overcoat and a wide brimmed hat pulled low to hide my features, furtively browsing the magazines for their coupon sections, sweating profusely