A guy at school asked me if I was a "friend of Dorothy" and it took me 5 whole seconds to realize he was asking if I was gay

And then I said yes and showed him my phone background which is my husband and I on our wedding day

@Keliff is this guy at school, like, 70? O_O
@cafealopex No he's younger than me even x3
@Keliff I've hinted that I wear a green carnation.
@Mycroft ooh, I haven't heard that one before