@Gargron Years ago, during my first months in Dublin, Ireland, a friend of mine remarked on my faith in the printed schedule of the bus system by saying, "Ah, the Dublin Bus schedule? Ireland's greatest work of science fiction!"

(Doubly funny as we'd met through science fiction fandom... oh, and since that moment, over 20 years ago, there *have* been improvements. Here's hoping Athens isn't having to wait that long...)