just thought about spelling “church” as “churge”
CHURGE: X-TREME CHURCH FOR *MEN*
“finally, a church for Men”

me: “the sacrament is fuckin...monster energy drink”

scott: “Lmaoooooo”

scott: “The Church of Kyle”

me: “instead of the bread it’s like, hot wings”

me: “hymns redone in the style of limp bizkit”

me: “(this is probably what the drummer from stryper is doing now)”