RSAug 13, 2019
Eugen Rochko
mastodon.social is experiencing a DDoS attack again, hang on
Aug 11, 2019 at 9:09pmWeb
Show threadRipp (Old Account ➡ Chitter)Aug 11, 2019

@Gargron Picturing you in a spinning chair infront of a large control panel shouting techno babble about countering their assault as you frantically type

Best of luck

Show threadNate Cull (.social)Aug 11, 2019

@ripp_ @Gargron

THEY'RE DECRYPTING OUR TRIPLE-DES FIREWALL!!!

ACTIVATE THE EXPERIMENTAL QUANTUM ENCRYPTION

sir are you sure, it's untes

JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!

(as a jar of petunias)

Well I HOPE you're HAPPY sir

Show threadBatteryDie Aug 11, 2019
@Gargron are we in cyberwar?
Show threadDon’t fear the reaperAug 11, 2019
@Gargron nooo
Show threadSwindlerOfInsanityAug 11, 2019
@Gargron I dident even notice. Good job and thank you.
Show threadmanuelcaeiro ☕Aug 11, 2019
@Gargron https://youtu.be/t1UMIWjZv9A
Star Trek TNG: Terrorist Attack on the Enterprise

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