why did you plug that thumb drive into the scooter share check out dock?

it looked hongry! 😔

@gdkar i would download a house without even knowing if it had indoor plumbing
@gdkar People are fantasizing about about uploading their mind to the cloud. Downloading a house literally sounds like a down-home thing to do.

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@claudiom

They could be looking to upgrade the house's firmware?

@gdkar plugging in random usb drives into random ports and blaming freud if anyone asks
@gdkar * boots scooter shack into an Ubuntu live cd *
@gdkar * scooters become free but only if you give them away when you're done *