@KitsuneAlicia @zoe @Breakfast

I wouldn't recommend cooking naked.

Shirtless is fine, but you don't want to risk a grease bubble popping and getting droplets of hot oil on your junk.

@Tau_Leonis @KitsuneAlicia @zoe @Breakfast
I dunno about genital burns but I can promise you getting droplet burns on one's nip is a very bad time

@Mutiny @KitsuneAlicia @zoe @Breakfast

Yes, I have had a droplet burn on one of my nipples. Which is why I no longer cook bacon topless.