Trap Beat Spiderhello, if you have not heard of the cum sweats, please let me share the Terrible Knowledge
Noah S. McKinnon@Hightithe see, this toot is great because you read the first half and you think “well, of course I’ve heard of the cum sweats, that’s how you know you’re doing it right,” and then you read the second half and go “oh no, oh God no“
@nsmckinnon Tread not this path, the elder Gods are Seriously Icky
@Hightithe unfortunately I already saw Kum-Suets, the Black Pants Where a Thousand Young Were Spent