Eugen Rochko
Okay how tf do people eat those 3 story sandwiches
May 30, 2019 at 6:17pmWeb
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Show threadRev.Dr. Nikolai KingsleyMay 30, 2019

@Gargron

i imagine they retract their lower jaws as far as they can, and then use their upper teeth to, like, scrape off 3 story tall strips of the sandwich. sort of like vertical open-cut mining.

Show threadstn 🇺🇦May 30, 2019
@Gargron step 1 be american
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@Gargron by not being cowards
Show threadGhostMay 30, 2019
@Gargron I saw on a cartoon, you gotta put a jack in your mouth and extend it all the way.
Show threadgrant (new main at radtown)May 30, 2019
@Gargron when I have to eat a tall burger I usually end up compressing it down as much as I can before tucking in
Show threadJoe May 30, 2019
@Gargron they unhinge their jaws and swallow them whole, like Garfield.
Show threadTheConstructor (he/him)May 30, 2019
@Gargron bite by bite
Show threadvolcel thotianaMay 30, 2019
@Gargron 3 story is the best way I've heard them described
Show threadchromakeyMay 30, 2019
@Gargron one bite at a time
Show threadKeithMay 30, 2019
@Gargron (start, middle, end)*3
Show threadJason ScheirerMay 30, 2019
I don’t even wait for the sandwich to finish telling its first story before eating it. You don’t have to listen to the sandwich’s stories.
Show threadmessy messy messyMay 30, 2019
@Gargron
with patience and smushing hands