Razmear 🍩
triz classic™️lord help keep me from shitposting on my resume
nothing is funnier to me than the idea of bragging about my attention to detail followed immediately by leaving in a string of lorem ipsum
like the google docs template i'm working off of has a space for like, a tagline or something under the name, and i'm trying to find a way to put a positive spin on "there's no real coherent theme to my work experience except 'restaurants and restaurant-adjacent situations, and being the only person who always took care of that one thing'"
binchicken@burgin “reluctant linchpin”
@binchicken oh my god
@burgin may or may not be able to relate
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@burgin "my three greatest qualities are my attention to detail and my attention to detail."
@BestGirlGrace @burgin i pride myself on always following through, completing the goals i set myself and think of third thing later