crows call me breadladyi’m convinced there are numerous non-human sapient species on earth but an anthropocentrism practiced at scale denies us the opportunity to discover or explore these frontiers
it’s been shown that you can teach various species intermediary languages (amy the gorilla speaking sign language, for instance) so pure translation matrices aren’t necessary for meaningful communication. moreover peoples around the world have historically developed complex material relationships with animal communities using what can be considered gift economies. for instance it’s actually pretty simple to establish trade relationships with crows 🐦
for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:
- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats
good luck! 🐦
Sydney “The Word” Falk 
okay so technically speaking would I be breaking laws if I trained hundreds of crows to bring me loose change and dollar bills, because like, hypothetically speaking, I'm not sure that's illegal
maybe it'd be a question of whether they could prove the birds were trained but even that sounds like a fool's errand, I mean, they're --
...THEY'RE DRONES
SHIT
RUN