what the fuck is happening on my feed

something to do with the fbi? half of me is curious but the other half knows better

@typhlosion do not [waving red and yellow flags]
this discourse is fucking acidic rn
@boots too late curiosity killed the kas 💀 rip ☠️ in ☠️ pepperonis 💀 im a gone typh gone 😇 to the great beyond 😇 where the discourse doesn't get more complicated than what to eat for dinner

@typhlosion @boots what am I missing

do I even want to know what I'm missing

I mean I guess I do, but, does time-traveling future me regret it

@joshg @typhlosion time-traveling future you has logged off of mastodon and has their face buried in a pillow
@boots @typhlosion weeping, weeping for humanity
@joshg @typhlosion weeping because the discourse is so bad it's like you were wondering what being pepper sprayed in the face felt like
@boots @typhlosion But look, am I *really* going to regret getting kicked in the nuts? I mean how bad can it be