the train hit something and my bike ( in the otherwise vacant car ) fell over. as i was propping it back up more carefully

conductor: oh come on man i thought you were a pro at this!

me: weeelllll.....

conductor: look, it's about to be you, me, and like fifty highschoolers, I Need Your Help

we both laugh. a moment later we pull into the next station and the car becomes Entirely Filled With Children

#trainymood