I've seen this actor in like half a dozen things but I never knew her name was Tuppence (as in "two pence") Middleton.

Like her actual, for real, given name.

WTF.

That's like naming your kid Yorkshire Pudding Spencer or Codswallop Stewart.

I bet she doesn't even need a passport to get back into the UK when traveling. She just tells them her name and they're like, "Yup, you're definitely from here, go on through, marm."

Like she's a superhero, but her super power is just "being English."

She has laser vision, but it's only usable to cook a mean fry up.

She can fly, but only between Brighton and Northumberland. Any further and she'll fall.