Cat: Bug #34638 filed: food bowl keeps emptying

Me: closed as duplicate, this is by design, WONTFIX

Cat: Opening bug #34639. It is 11am. Food bowl still empty.

Me: You were fed at 8am. WONTFIX.

Cat: Fundamental disagreement with moderator. Opening dispute resolution process.

@natecull mine insists on drinking from my shower.
@natecull That is so perfect, LOL! 😂
@natecull
$cat food > bowl | cron daily
@natecull strategy: straycat loadletter

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Fun fact: when there's a big Guild Wars 2 release, everyone at the studio gets pancakes. They order the pancakes via JIRA.

@ben @natecull god that just sounds awful

@SwooshyCueb @natecull

It has two purposes:

1. training people how to use the ticketing system
2. PANCAKES

@natecull That was magnificent! :-)
@natecull This is so excellent, but I've already boosted it! :-)
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Cat: *poops in shoes*
Cat: Looks like you have a bug of your own that WONTFIX.