Arson is good. It encourages creativity and thinking outside the box. People who do arson once a week are statistically shown to be smarter and live happier lives.
Ask any regular person how to light a match in the rain. They can’t do it cuz they just don’t know! That’s the beauty of arson my friends.
There’s only two kinds of people in the world, arsonists, and regular people. Guess which one will get you laid more. 🤷‍♀️
@Lumb huh, shouldn't that be normal people and non-arsonists?