You could have someone who is a bona fide time traveler come back and tell me every detail about this headline, and I still would think they were pranking me.

"‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop"

https://www.boston.com/news/animals/2018/12/07/hawaiian-monk-seals-eels-noses

‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop

"We have no idea why this is suddenly happening."