if you crack your knuckles the "crunchman" will come for you and take your ears

@selontheweb False

Unless he is Very Slow

In which case I will forever live in fear

@witchfynder_finder the crunchman moves at a rate imperceptible to the human eye

@selontheweb So like

Is that very fast or very slow?

@witchfynder_finder this i cannot divulge

@selontheweb Hmm

Suspicious but I suppose I must accept it