Lynnesbian 
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elomatreb (moved to cybre.space)@lynnesbian Also, your insurance rates will be raised if you don't take a Voluntary Blood Sugar Measurement
SKANARCHO-SYNDICALISM@elomatreb @lynnesbian what if they partnered with aetna so it was a requirement? problem solved /s
@frickhaditcoming @lynnesbian I looked that company up (not from the US) and this was the first sentence that sprung into my eye on the Wikipedia page: "The name of the company is based on Mount Etna, at the time the most active volcano in Europe."
if that's not foreshadowing I don't know what is
if that's not foreshadowing I don't know what is
@elomatreb @lynnesbian they also got breached earlier this year and lost a whole bunch of data on who buys hiv drugs, thus the joke. i feel like anthem's breach went too far
@frickhaditcoming @lynnesbian The former state-monopoly health insurance organizations here are really behind the times in certain aspects (with a lot of process records still mainly kept on paper), which has the downside of things taking longer but at least they don't get hacked as often
@elomatreb @lynnesbian dont worry ibm is pushing storing records in the B L O C K C H A I N so that wont happen. also to sell those mainframe mips
@frickhaditcoming @lynnesbian It's Germany so all the contracts go to SAP instead of IBM, but it's pretty much the same yeah