me, after receiving a transplanted uterus from a troop: "thank you for your cervix"
@BestGirlGrace *bojack horseman voice* the troops are jerks, except the one who gave me his cervix, thanks bro
@00dani Bojack doesn't even want it in his body, he just keeps it in a jar at home
@BestGirlGrace until mister peanutbutter stole it and gave it to diane, which is why she can now get pregnant,
@00dani There's a good two or three episodes of ridiculous farce you can get up to with a troop's uterus, up to and including Diane's baby being assigned troop at birth and seized by the army
@BestGirlGrace the real reason diane immediately wanted an abortion