Mastodon Genuine Advantage
If you can post toots longer than 500 characters, beware! Your instance isn't running genuine Mastodon. Instead of worrying about what other modifications have been made, let us help. You can find genuine Mastodon instances at instances.social.
Oct 31, 2018 at 9:25amTusky
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Oct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
> Genuine Mastodon
> instances.social
> Lists Pleromo instances
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@lanodan Thank you for bringing this error to our attention. ^js
Show threadUlvarg - the Vampire KingOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
It's soooo nice to be unclean 😋
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@LaH well, we'd like to convince you to run genuine Mastodon! hit us back if you're interested!! ^sq
Show threadUlvarg - the Vampire KingOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
I'm a noob and not ready to make informed choices yet. But I picked mastodon.host for 2024 characters - because I'm a greedy noob 🙂
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@LaH well that is fine but you should look for other problems with non-genuine Mastodon servers, like ads and bitcoin mining. Using genuine Mastodon servers can avoid these hazards. ^nq
Show threadUlvarg - the Vampire KingOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
My CPU monitor is tragically flat, gosh, I don't have a life 😟
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@LaH sounds like there's no problem other than your instance being non-genuine. ^zxs
Show threadFalgn0n The Wizard 🔮Oct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
I can't tell if this is satirical .. 🤔
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@falgn0n we are absolutely serious. serious about advocating the advantages of genuine Mastodon! ^qvc
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage I can't tell wether this is a shitpost or not
Show threadMastodon Genuine AdvantageOct 31, 2018
@Efi isn't that the best kind? ^mch
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage truth
Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenOct 31, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage Because if it isn't genuine Mastodon, it is... what? Fake Mastodon? I find this puzzling.
Show threadFrinkel, but is a coinNov 2, 2018
@mastodongenuineadvantage
*sets character limit to 501*
i n s t a n c e a n a r c h y
Show threadTikiMay 6, 2022
@mastodongenuineadvantage oh, I can toot 5,000 characters. At least that's what Tusky says here.
Show threadInga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸May 10, 2022
@mastodongenuineadvantage If you can post toots, beware! Your instance isn't running genuine Mastodon ® ™.
On genuine Mastodon ® ™ you can only post posts.
Show threadAndrocatJan 23, 2024

@IngaLovinde Posts go out the poster, and toots go out the tooter.

Here's a handy mnemonic:
The mastodon is not a bird or a marsupial - it doesn't have a multipurpose cloaca.

@mastodongenuineadvantage

Show threadJoe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉Jan 17, 2025
@IngaLovinde @mastodongenuineadvantage I want to be on an instance that permabans people who post.
Show threadmirabilosNov 8, 2022
@mastodongenuineadvantage aber vielleicht will ich gar keinen echten Mastdarm von wem anders benutzen.
Show threadLuci 🐇🏳️‍🌈Nov 8, 2022
@mastodongenuineadvantage what's wrong with modifications?
Show threadepicEaston197Jan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage
Is this a joke post? i'm so confused
Is there a problem with my instance being able to post 1000 characters?
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Jan 17, 2025
@epicEaston197 @mastodongenuineadvantage as put in the bio it's a joke account.
Show threadepicEaston197Jan 17, 2025
@lanodan
Ohh I probably should have checked I normally do that lol
Show threadSebin NyshkimJan 20, 2025
@epicEaston197 The image is a parody on the "ask for genuine Microsoft software" label to crack down on bootleg/pirated versions of Windows
Show threadLeah Jan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage my akkoma meows can have up to 8192 characters :3
Show threadAlexia ΘΔJan 17, 2025

@mastodongenuineadvantage @otter

my meows have an upper limit of 100K :3

Show thread🍞Feb 5, 2025
@otter @mastodongenuineadvantage tell your your admin make it go 100000
Show threadDr. SobekJan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage My instance is run by wizards, and you keep disparaging their work, you shall be turned into an amphibian :p
Show threadJessie Nabein Jan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage ask for Genuine Mastodon Plush Hardware too!! #plushtodon
Show threadAndré van SchoubroeckJan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage What? Why? Will you suffer a buffer overflow if someone at another instances toots a larger message?
Show threadMacSquizzyJan 17, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage I don't know enough about how this all works to know if this is a bit.
Show threadpiku    minor!Jan 18, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage halp! my instace has these emoji react things! and theming! and markdown! and cat ears! is ther something wrong? /s
Show threadEloy.Jan 18, 2025
@mastodongenuineadvantage I just looked up the original and actually the logo somewhat resembles the fedi icon
Show threadspinnyspinlockFeb 21
@mastodongenuineadvantage actually, it is a genuine instance but I have a Mastodon© Premium™ subscription (very exclusive, most don't know it exists)