Mastodawn

Please reactivate Facebook thought-to-text input to maintain your free account

Thank you!

To log in, think about the refreshing taste of Coca Cola.

I'm sorry, that thought was off-brand. Please try again!

~ Zuckerberg somehow reads this toot and for some reason, cares ~

Zuckerberg: Ha ha, no. Even if we had the technology, we would never!

~ Later that day ~

BBC: Facebook unveils optional new thought-to-text input to speed up your typing and secure your login!

Oh no

> The future of passwords? Your brain

Forget “guest.” Forget two-factor. Soon, all you’ll need is your unique brain waves.