news: <thing> is coming in 2019

me: 2019??? 2019?!?!?! thats like at least 5 years away

@jk
These batteries expire in 2008? I've still got a few y... oh, wait.

@jk

thing: *was made in 1985*
me: oh, so it's like fifteen-twenty years old

@packbat i feel like everything in the 1980s is 20 years ago. it has to be 20 years ago. 1980? 20 years ago. 1985? 20 years ago. 1989? about 20 years ago