Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
And then spend 8 cents a day on Uber rides to get to my job
This isn't a joke this is my real situation and it sucks
I need to figure something else out because I'm losing like 30% of my paycheck to Uber rides and it fucking SUCKS
Tomorrow I'm going to learn how to ride a bike for the first time in my life and I'm going to do so out of spite
@dayglochainsaw step 1) kick that smug ass bike right in its fucken handlebars to demonstrate your dominance