putting my dick through a container of sushi in hopes of getting sucked off, cutting my dick on the plastic and getting agitated by spicy mayo in the process. I cringe and my hands shake trying to hold in a yell, but itโ€™s all worth it because I love to put new twists on gross, outdated ideas.
@jzs42069 i didnt even bother to finish reading this before boosting it to the fucking moon
@pbandkate thanks for the confidence queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ much appreciated
@jzs42069 just tryna give back to the king of boosts
@jzs42069 jeremiah what in the world. i mean i boosted but what the fuck
@em ummm. uh. thanks em. i cant explain it either
@jzs42069 Jeremiah, your short story toots are horrific
@healyn thanks healyn. i live for them tbh. best part of the day is when I can think of one that works.
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I couldn't help myself when I saw this boosted to my timeline. Is this a virus!? Some sickness!? Oh my god....