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ignatios@steamed___hams this is an excellent set of content warnings
@r3dmotovilov i really really wanted to just write “mario extended universe lore” but i felt that would be a bit of a deception
@steamed___hams I also appreciate the concept of a gaunt, mocking, sinister cock
big tooty boyfriend@r3dmotovilov @steamed___hams put that in your tinder bio
@hallowtidings @r3dmotovilov if i could even slightly face going on tinder this would be an instant swipe right
@steamed___hams @hallowtidings i actually finished the book I was reading so technically need to update my tinder bio (yes I put what I was reading in my bio don’t @ me) but that would require acknowledging I’m using it
@r3dmotovilov @steamed___hams also skinny dudes have the best dicks so tits out for waluigi I guess
@hallowtidings @steamed___hams 1) there’s some confusing combinations of imagery there 2) skinny guys have the best dicks is.. an interesting assertion, especially given ahem the source
@r3dmotovilov @steamed___hams lanky dudes bring delicious nudes, a well known proverb
@r3dmotovilov @hallowtidings honestly i think that sounds really good