heeey surprise it's ~dx world tour 2018~, this time with 1 (one) non-european destination

i made this helpful calendar with Green Is My Pepper so you can stalk me:

i got past security without getting anything flagged, and they explicitly allowed me to keep my water???
racist
("countries in gray don't allow using the [wifi] service")
ok that was a lie wifi exists, one hour free, waited til now to enable it. hi from 12km altitude
(there's a switch to use english in the UI, but it also switches to fake units)
latency of airplane wifi is around 900-1100ms, average speed is Nice
whoops my free wifi hour accidentally renewed itself!! i didn't even do anything nasty like changing MAC. it's just buggy and fails in this way \o/.
the madrid airport is so pretty

the ceiling has frills

(hello from münching airport, i took a while to leave because iberia lost my luggage, thanks iberia. it'll be here 7pm)

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so it turns out it was a bad idea to leave the airport without wifi or mobile data or solid idea of the plans of where to go next. data roaming for my simcard exists, but it doesn't have enough money to use it. so i got to ostbahnhof and the wifi didn't connect and crap i'm lost
whew what a day. got a proper bed for the first time in 48+ hours. also recovered my suitcase. everything is in order again.
fun fact: that post in which i said i had no internet? it was written in bitlbee in mosh with the "roaming" of my own simcard, which blocks everything except UDP (for DNS) and my carrier's site.
it lags massively, one frame per 10-15 secs, but saved my ass
and to keep things interesting:
- the flight that had my suitcase delayed. i visited the airport 3 times today.
- my airbnb host locked herself when i got there. she fixed it with a borrowed ladder.
- phone ran out of battery at 10pm, had to use visual memory to reach the airbnb
oh to be clear i consider yesterday's ~adventure~ to be fun overall. seriously.

today had less chaos that personally affects me and more chaos that i can do things to improve. had a blast. i love chaos*

*terms and conditions apply

my key says ♡ Dank
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there's a small river that somehow has waves and a bunch of people taking turns to surf them
munich (or this part of munich) is extremely green. sounds like it would be a lovely place to live in, you know, hypothetically,
[meanwhile, the schengen border guy who noticed that my website links to this twitter notices these posts and calls the police for implying things about staying while on a tourist visa]
(the madrid passport control guy didn't even look at my plane tickets. the luggage check-in girl from my airline put more effort validating that, for some reason)
65536 hours of play time of papers please modded so that you get paid either way even if you make mistakes so you approve anything that vaguely resembles a legit passport
s/twitter/mastodon/??? wait a localization wouldn't make sense here because i didn't put up a link to this thing in my website
@[email protected] that sounds... either terrifying or awful, I'm not sure which word to use