@shriekingmarxist this seems good and normal and, sure, who has a better head on their shoulders for making financial decisions than a toddler?

@shriekingmarxist American Academics: here's an idea, what if we convince 17yos to take on potentially several hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt?
Jeff Bezos: lol that's some weak shit. watch this.

@shriekingmarxist we are on the dark timeline

@shriekingmarxist ancap meme kicks in

@shriekingmarxist Amazon Creche Prime

@shriekingmarxist this can't be real

@shriekingmarxist you sure this isn't an onion article? Sounds too crazy

@shriekingmarxist
That's not how Amazon works. The children will be the customer, the product and unpaid labor

@shriekingmarxist
inb4 the teachers start putting tip jars on their desks.

@shriekingmarxist wait what the fuck