So I don't have to watch the Apple stream, can someone please alert me if there's a new iPhone SE (or just a small phone) please?

Also, a laptop that works will be worth notifying me about too.

@hankchizljaw You got it
@mike Thank you. You're the hero I need right now.
@hankchizljaw
You're out of luck this time
@mike Now I just need to find a summary article that's not full of ads! I might just keep this iPhone 8 this year. It sorta defeats the object of being on the upgrade plan though.