For those in Florence's path:

- Please have your evacuation plans ready. You can never over prepare.

- Locate your nearest storm shelter now. Ensure that it does not have any large windows (e.g. gymnasiums).

- Bring resources up from lower levels of your abode, as they're serve you better while close by.

- DO NOT be coerced into working in the day leading up to, let alone hours before landfall.

Stay safe, y'all!

IT SEEMS LIKE Y'ALL AREN'T FOLLOWING STEP FOUR.

FUCK YOUR EMPLOYER, GET TO SAFETY THIS WEEKEND.

I've seen like five, "Ho-hum, guess I have to work in a Category 4. :(" posts.

FUCK THE BULLSHIT, YOUR LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN A DAY'S CAPITAL.

@tahajin Man I didn't go out in a fuckin blizzard when I worked for Walmart and that's just snow.

Company ain't gonna do you no favours for braving fuckin' wind rain and Joe Podunk's airborne lawn furniture.

@Rewhan Yeah, fuck Joe and his lawn flamingos! He probably doesn't even recycle!