GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I CONVINCED TOMMY WISEAU TO GET A FUCKING MASTODON ACCOUNT
I have to admit I am sorely tempted to go over there and ask him if he's D.B. Cooper. (D.B. Cooper did his thing on the day I was born; I think of him as a kind of spirit-father; there's an internet theory positing that Tommy Wiseau is D.B. Cooper; it's really just a rabbit hole of wacky down there)