Mastodawn

*British person looking at a cake*

That's a pudding

*at a sausage made of blood and fat*

That's pudding too

*at bread made in a muffin tin*

yep, also a pudding

*at a dog*

dog pudding

*while pointing at a car*

.....pudding

If I've learned one goddamn thing from watching this Bake Off show, it's that pudding exists only as a quantum superposition.

a phase between phases, it's sausage, cake, bread, and really whatever the hell else you wanna call it